"I come from a long line of stereotypes." - Phil Wang
"There is one listener in every family." - Richard
Van Camp
"Families: you can't really kill them. Usually." - S. A. Cosby
"Jewish grandmothers, Black grandmothers, Italian grandmothers, all sing the same song." - Cheryl M. Head
"Weddings: Amateur theatricals organized by the temporarily insane." - Ellen Formanek Tepper
"I'm not raising children. I'm raising adults." -
Marian Robinson
"My mother was a car and we lost her in a terrible space rotary
accident." - Suzanne Palmer
"For
a groovy parent trains a groovy child, and the groovy child must be
father of a groovy man." - The Saturday Review, January 9, 1864.
"The
right bridal boots are the most important part of any marriage. I
learned this too late and am pretty sure that's why I'm divorced." -Lia Matera
"Parents never grow up." - Lorrie B. Potters
"It has occurred to me that being the first person ever to have had a child, I have a certain duty to report, from time time, on what that unique circumstance involves." -John Diamond, slightly revised
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"There are no conflict-free engagement rings." - Terri Weiner
"The handy gene is brutally recessive." - Mike Rowe
"It's not that you can't go home again. It's that most people know better." - Daniel Pinkwater
“Parents own the children.” - Rand Paul
“Some people are born where they belong, and some have to find their way there. There’s no difference after that.” - Thomas Perry
"Relationships with parents are best run on a need-to-know basis." - Dan Savage
"This is fakery. If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that -- I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop
Dogg, and they don't like them!” -Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson, March 7, 2011
“A dungeon in every castle.”-Susan Weiner and Nat Budin
“Of course your parents know which buttons to push.They installed them.”-Mitch Gallaher.
"In a family argument, if it turns out you are right - apologize at once." -Robert A. Heinlein
"The best thing I can say about my generation is that at least it isn't burdening its children with a tough act to follow." -Andrew Ward
"I was raised by a pack of wild corn dogs." -Toni Price
"'Shut up,' Daddy Explained." -Ring Lardner
"Parents once taught their children to talk; today children teach their parents to be quiet." -Talmud
"It has occurred to me that being the first person ever to have had a child, I have a certain duty to report, from time time, on what that unique circumstance involves." -John Diamond, slightly revised
“
"There are no conflict-free engagement rings." - Terri Weiner
"The handy gene is brutally recessive." - Mike Rowe
"It's not that you can't go home again. It's that most people know better." - Daniel Pinkwater
“Parents own the children.” - Rand Paul
“Some people are born where they belong, and some have to find their way there. There’s no difference after that.” - Thomas Perry
"Relationships with parents are best run on a need-to-know basis." - Dan Savage
"This is fakery. If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that -- I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop
Dogg, and they don't like them!” -Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson, March 7, 2011
“A dungeon in every castle.”-Susan Weiner and Nat Budin
“Of course your parents know which buttons to push.They installed them.”-Mitch Gallaher.
"In a family argument, if it turns out you are right - apologize at once." -Robert A. Heinlein
"The best thing I can say about my generation is that at least it isn't burdening its children with a tough act to follow." -Andrew Ward
"I was raised by a pack of wild corn dogs." -Toni Price
"'Shut up,' Daddy Explained." -Ring Lardner
"Parents once taught their children to talk; today children teach their parents to be quiet." -Talmud
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