Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts

Monday, August 17, 2020

Animals

"A surfeit of skunks creates their own crosswalk."  - Douglas Fingles

"No one walks slower than an entitled goose."  -Anjili Ferris Babbar 

"Possums often fake their own deaths in hopes of collecting the insurance money." - Sandra Murphy

 "There are so many legends about wolves, although mostly they are legends about the way men think about wolves." - Terry Pratchett

"I want to be intimately involved with a black rhino. If I go over there and shoot it or not shoot it, it's beyond the point." -Corey Knowlton, who paid $350,000 for the right to hunt and kill a rhinoceros.

"The squirrels don't hate you. They talk about everyone." -Kim Barlow

"If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun." -Dan Rather

"If a chicken had grammar, it wouldn't have anything interesting to say." -David Premack

"Rats are gifted with charm, imagination, and generosity." -U.S. National Highway Traffic SafetyAdministration, TD 8.31:Z7/ENG./CHINESE

"The dog who bites you may have his reasons." -James E. Ricketson

"Consider the mouse before he considers you." -Herb Sargent

"The fact that monkeys have hands should give us pause." -R.D. Malloy

"No bleakness is complete without a crow."  - J.B. Toner

Cats

 


"If you fed a stray cat tuna fish you have a cat." -T.K. Thorne

"What goes on three legs in the morning, four legs at the vet's office, and three legs in the afternoon?" - Sarah Kellington

"If cats can solve mysteries, why can’t they raise the dead?” - David Corbett

"Your home is where your cat lives." -Nevada Supreme Court, 2002.

"Cats have no handles." -Bud Herron

"Before you imitate a mouse, find out about cats." -Lorrie B. Potters

"Never try to outstubborn a cat." -Robert A. Heinlein

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Fish

 


"It is our position the benefits to fish from dams may outweigh potential negative aspects. Natural rivers have always presented certain hazards." -The Whatcom County (Washington) Council

"You won't find one fish in a million that has enough sense to come in when it rains." -Robert Benchley

"The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read." -Dave Barry

"There was good fishing in the bars, all winter." -Stephen Leacock