"So often these days eating Indian food passes for spirituality." - Dan Bern
"If it were proven that there is a God, there would be no religion." - Ursula K. LeGuin
"Unfortunately, my disbelief is very heavy, and the suspension cable snaps." -Roger Ebert
"Fear prophets and those prepared to die for the truth, for as a rule they make many others die with them, often before them, at times instead of them." -Umberto Eco
"Trust everyone, but cut the cards." -Anonymous
"Whenever I see a 'Question Authority' bumpersticker, I think, 'says who?'" -Roy Zimmerman
"Unrecorded verbal agreements have a half-life of three months." -Jim Britell
"'She believes things' he said, 'that a mud turtle would blush to believe.'" -H. Allen Smith
"A lying man produces more plausible excuses." -Dave Gordon
