Animals

"A surfeit of skunks creates their own crosswalk."  - Douglas Fingles

"No one walks slower than an entitled goose."  -Anjili Ferris Babbar 

"Possums often fake their own deaths in hopes of collecting the insurance money." - Sandra Murphy

 "There are so many legends about wolves, although mostly they are legends about the way men think about wolves." - Terry Pratchett

"I want to be intimately involved with a black rhino. If I go over there and shoot it or not shoot it, it's beyond the point." -Corey Knowlton, who paid $350,000 for the right to hunt and kill a rhinoceros.

"The squirrels don't hate you. They talk about everyone." -Kim Barlow

"If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun." -Dan Rather

"If a chicken had grammar, it wouldn't have anything interesting to say." -David Premack

"Rats are gifted with charm, imagination, and generosity." -U.S. National Highway Traffic SafetyAdministration, TD 8.31:Z7/ENG./CHINESE

"The dog who bites you may have his reasons." -James E. Ricketson

"Consider the mouse before he considers you." -Herb Sargent

"The fact that monkeys have hands should give us pause." -R.D. Malloy

"No bleakness is complete without a crow."  - J.B. Toner