Pseudoscience

"Anyone who believes they can tell when they are being watched has never tried to catch a waiter's eye." - Lorre B. Potters

"Doesn't it make you sick when you're trying to wake up a stone and there's someone who won't take it seriously?" - Mark Steel

"Not every ghost wears a sheet." - John C. Boland

"Are you aware that there’s an abundance of recent science that actually confirms the Genesis account of creation?" - Louisiana State Senator John Milkovich (D-Shreveport), 3/29/2016

"I frankly don't care if someone thinks I'm going to hell after death and I'm not going to argue with him for the same reason I'm not going to argue with someone who believes that I'm going to the lost continent of Atlantis after dinner." - Dan Savage

"The hardest thing about being a skeptic is maintaining a level of politeness.” - Phil Platt

"The moon landings were real but the moon LAUNCHINGS were faked." -pesch

"Fairies, assuming for the sake of argument that they exist, are not within the protection of the law of murder." - Granville Williams, Law Quarterly Review, 1949

"There may be aliens visiting Earth, but I can't figure out why they only seem to abduct the schizophrenics." -Martha A. Churchill

"Inspect every piece of pseudoscience and you will find a security blanket." -Isaac Asimov

"It is difficult, if not impossible, to use UFO research for tenure." -Mark Rodeghier

"Alas, to wear the mantle of Galileo it is not enough that you be persecuted  by an unkind establishment, you must also be right." -Robert L. Park

"It is unquestionable that certain words and ceremonies will effectually destroy a flock of sheep, if administered with a sufficient portion of arsenic." -Voltaire

"It's extremely unlucky to be superstitious, for no other reason than it is always unlucky to be colossally stupid." -Stephen Fry

"Even for those of us who don't see black helicopters under our beds, conspiracy theory has become the horoscope of the late 1990s." -Mark Dery

"Bigfoot then, seems to be an alien shape-shifting being that may possibly be able to slip into alternate dimensions or worlds. We think." -Eric Beckjord