"I often feel like a resident of Pompeii who has been asked for some humorous comments on lava.” -Tom Lehrer
"Despair is just hubris." - Stephen Colbert
"Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day." -E.B. White
"The message of most American Movies is that only Batman or Clint Eastwood can go up against Mr. Big." -Jim Britell
"More lemons. Oh great." -Richard Posner
"No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." -Terry Pratchett
"We have to believe in free will. We've got no choice." -I.B. Singer
"It must just be some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise alone at night through shark-infested waters." -William Goldman
"We just keep coming up with new ways of going down." -Eric Bibb
"The light at the end of the tunnel was nothing but a burglar's torch." -John C. Fogerty
"Who can resist Crackerjack, in the final evaluation?" -Jean Shepherd
"I'm still here, how 'bout that? I may have lost my lunchbox but I'm still here." -John Hartford
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