"It was childish, but in my defense, I was an idiot." - Colin Conway
"If a chap can’t compose an epic poem while he’s weaving tapestry he had better shut up.’ - William Morris
"I've gotta use words when I talk to you." - T.S. Eliot
"Good artists borrow; great artists steal. I came up with that." - Glenn Moore"All's quiet on the Western brain." - Jesse Welles
"It's funny when people say it's no excuse and then give a list of excuses." -Shawn Reilly Simmons
"There’s only 12 notes, I’m bound to be in key some of the time." - Aaron Liddard
"When banks fail it is seldom bankers who starve." - Terry Pratchett
“I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for the consequences of my actions.” – Robin Morgan
"God and Mother Nature had a nasty divorce, and she got the property." - Michael Mallory
"The good old days are dead and gone now. That's why they're good: because they're gone." - Loudon Wainwright III.