" The beauty of conspiracy theories, though, is that they are ever-flowing streams that easily slip around obstacles in their path to get to their destination." - Philip Bump
"Most conspiracy theorists have never been project planners." - Merlin Mann
“Conspiracy theories are insults to history.” - Neil Steinberg
“With conspiracy theories, inconsistency is a
feature, not a bug." - Denver Riggleman
"Even for those of us who don't see black helicopters under our beds, conspiracy theory has become the horoscope of the late 1990s." -Mark Dery